The product that I am going to be selling is Massage Flip Flops.  They will cost only $55, only $10 more than the leading high-end flipflops cost.  The competitors mainly use magazines and the internet to advertise their product.  I will sign a contract with DJ Khaled, a famous DJ and music mogul, to wear my massage flip flops in his very popular snap chat stories.  They will also be sold on Wethebeststore.com. DJ Khaled's personal online clothing store.  Lastly, high-end flip flops is, at the moment, not a huge industry and the majority of them are sold online.  I will seek to strike a deal with Sports Authority to have my flip flops sold in there stores nation-wide.  With these details, I will out-sell my competition.    

Boston Olympic Champion Ryan Melley???

Dear Boston,
On the subject of you thinking that you can hold the 2024 Olympic Games, you cannot.  I commend you on being ambitious.  I respect that you are dreaming big, but in this case, your dream is too big.  You just do not have the size to hold such a big event.  I would not be able to get to work!  Ryan Melley would absolutely win the gold in Ping Pong, but I think even he would want the games to be elsewhere.  I respect you, Boston.  But just, why?  
Sam Enright